Pentagon: Gay Equals Crazy

Print Date: 
June 22, 2006
Source: 
The Onion
Author(s): 
The Onion
Recently released documents reveal that the Pentagon considers homosexuality to be a mental disorder, decades after mainstream psychology dismissed that idea. What do you think?
Interviewee Interviewee Interviewee
Dan Klein,
Beverage Sales
"Even though I'm gay, I'm not going to criticize this claim until I at least hear what kind of drugs I might now be able to get if I enlist."

Eric March,
Intern
"Wow, I didn't realize that when the plane hit the Pentagon it had blasted it back in time 50 years."
Cassie Corcoran,
Cake Decorator
"And here I'd always thought homosexuality was the devil's work."